Sunday, March 15, 2026

2026 Academy Award Preview

 


Hello folks and loyal reader(s). It is that time of year again, in fact holy shit the Oscars are tonight (unless you are retroactively reading this in which case, how did I do?). Whether you saw everything, nothing, or just watched hentai inspired by Zootopia 2 I will try to catch you up to speed. Jesus I haven't written a blog for this site since the last Oscars, whoops. 

So since I put this off until the last possible second, we will make it brief and give you hopefully a bathroom visit’s worth of reading. Unlike last year I did not watch any of the nominated shorts, so your best bet to what might win is to see what’s on Netflix and go with that because half the Academy members don’t even watch these either. I also failed spectacularly on the documentary feature category as well. Come See Me in the Good Light I watched last night and it sure was a bummer but I have no informed opinion on whether it will win.

The animated feature category I was late to but thanks to the magic of streaming services I did watch K-Pop Demon Hunters, Elio, and the aforementioned Zootopia 2. Of these three I wish we had something good to root for, but I’ll go with the enormously popular K-Pop. Look I get it, you probably saw it and thought it was AMAZING. I don’t care for polished boy band garbage/K-pop music and frankly it needed more demon hunting. I wouldn’t be surprised if Little Amelie or Arco are the two sneaky animated features that are actually good but as of this writing, I haven’t seen either.

Typically the best International Feature is whatever is nominated for best picture. This year the race is essentially between Secret Agent and Sentimental Value. Both were very good films from directors who in my opinion made better work previously. In a just and perfect world It Was Just an Accident would win, and with the current situation in Iran I’m not sure if this got any sort of late push. Yes I know it is technically France’s submission but let’s not get technical. Sirat looks amazing and it is sitting on my Plex waiting to be watched, but that might be for another day. I know nothing about Tunisia’s nominee and it strikes me as the “happy to be nominated” selection. So gun to head I think Secret Agent wins, although Sentimental Value is a hair better. Jafar Panahi’s film is leagues above either though and frankly my favorite movie of 2025.

There’s a casting category now. Congratulations on Sinners picking up the inaugural award in this category. Ludwig Goransson is absolutely winning best original score and it won’t be close. I wouldn’t be shocked if Sinners also takes home cinematography and costume design. I don’t anticipate a clean sweep but I highly doubt it will be shut out.

Also get ready to laugh at Diane Warren losing again, this time for a fake movie that was a documentary about herself. It is my annual joke and it shockingly never gets old. “Golden” is winning best song and we all know that.

Now for the acting.

Best Supporting Actor

Early in the year I would have just handed the award to Sean Penn and called it a day. Perhaps Benicio Del Toro will syphon some votes. Pun intended but Stellan Skarsgard might be the sentimental favorite here and absolutely would deserve it. Jacob Elordi has no chance, sorry hunky monster fans. Delroy Lindo could be a sleeper pick as another sentimental favorite and the Academy has historically loved giving black people supporting Oscars. In summary, Skarsgard is my pick.

Best Supporting Actress

Another in the competing performances from the same movie conundrum. Elle Fanning and Inga Ibsdotter Lilleaas were both great but may cancel each other out. Teyana Taylor was great but was largely upstaged by others in OBAA. Amy Madigan seems like a “wow someone was nominated from a horror film” type of nominee. Wunmi Mosaku is probably more of a happy to be nominated unless Sinners starts sweeping everything which is certainly possible. The fact that Taylor and Madigan won the Golden Globe and whatever the SAG awards are called now means flip a coin. I still didn’t see Weapons because I hated Barbarian, so I’ll go with Taylor.

Best Actor 

Speaking of being desperate to win an Oscar, is this Timmy’s year? Maybe, but did you know Michael B. Jordan played 2 characters? That’s literally twice the acting and we know the Academy loves to award whoever did the most acting. If I had a vote I would give it to Ethan Hawke for the criminally underseen Blue Moon, but I don’t have a vote and he is definitely not a sexy pick. Leo and Wagner Moura are most likely going to watch someone else win this award. My money is on Jordan because I think it would be funny if Chalamet loses again.

Best Actress

Justice for Jennifer Lawrence. Die My Darling wasn’t what I would call “good” but god damn was Lawrence incredible. No instead Kate fucking Hudson got nominated for that bullshit Song Sung Blue. I think Chase Infiniti would have run away with a supporting actress award if she was submitted for that category but instead she is shut out here. I love Renate Reinsve and she should win a million Oscars but we all know this is between Rose Byrne and Jessie Buckley. We also know by saying it is between them is my way of saying Jessie Buckley is winning this. 

Best Director

The pride of Oakland Ryan Coogler might get his statue tonight, but the narrative seems to indicate that it is Paul Thomas Anderson’s time. Turns out three other people are nominated for best director. We found out which Safdie brother is Joel and which one is Ethan this year. Joachim Trier is also nominated and hot damn that makes me happy but again zero chance. Chloe Zhao got one already and frankly the buzz around Hamnet seems rather non-existent. Perhaps people still haven’t forgiven her for Eternals. 

Best Picture

Bugonia - This was nominated, good job. I enjoyed the film fine but it was no Poor Things. I did prefer it to Kinds of Kindness however. I hope Yorgos and Emma Stone never stop making weird shit, lord knows we need it.

F1 - Is this the CODA of 2026? God I hope not, I mean Top Gun racing was so fucking formulaic and long, but alas cars go fast so how the fuck was this up for best picture? Seriously was 2025 so bad for movies? As someone who doesn’t follow Formula 1 it did not make me care. Could see this winning some sound/editing/visual effects awards though.

Frankenstein - LMAO, what a piece of shit. That may be harsh but did the Academy owe someone at Netflix a favor? Like Midferatu in 2024 this did not justify it’s existence but it made me long for Robert Eggers unnecessary vampire remake. Who decided to make Dr. Frankenstein look like Michael Jackson in the “Smooth Criminal” video? 

Hamnet - It was good, the type of depressing seriousness that might win awards in another year and immediately be forgotten about after. I legitimately cried in the theater, and then kinda cringed when Paul Mescal started dropping a soliloquy. 

Marty Supreme - Fun if you like being stressed out. I couldn’t tell if all the escalating tensions were meant to be as funny as they were or if Josh Safdie really didn’t know when to stop. I don’t see this winning here but it was definitely better than The Smashing Machine.

One Battle After Another - I think this wins best picture. Sure I saw it on 70mm at the Music Box, which is where I saw Anora last year and clearly that is why it will win best picture. I believe the narrative that it is time for PTA and this could very well be his “sorry about There Will Be Blood” Oscar.

The Secret Agent - I wouldn’t say it is a Brazilian thing but man this movie took its sweet time getting to the point. Now I happened to enjoy that. I also saw this at the Music Box but the rules don’t apply since it was in the smaller screening room. This was one of those good films that may get more all time status appreciation from critics down the road. As for Oscar voters my bet is International feature or nothing.

Sentimental Value - Not going to lie to you, this was probably my most anticipated film of the year, along with Bi Gan’s Resurrection which I still haven’t seen. Worst Person in the World is the best film of the decade and it isn’t even close. Sentimental Value had an almost impossible task to live up to that and damn it came close. Perhaps a hair too long, which can apply to literally every single nominee in this category. Hopefully it doesn’t go home empty handed but it is absolutely not winning best picture.

Sinners - There is a history of earlier releases winning best picture including everyone’s favorite Crash. More recently Everything Everywhere All at Once came through. Sinners being massively popular does help it’s case. It is definitely the more popcorn friendly best picture nominee and wipes the floor with F1 in terms of mass appeal spectacle. I am of the opinion that the movie was heading for all timer status before it became a vampire movie. That said no way it made half as much money without that element so here we are. I have heard people yelling that this is the most overrated piece of shit in 2025 and also even more people saying it was the best movie of the year. I would fall somewhere in the middle. If anything is going to beat OBAA this would be it and it’s SAG victories certainly give it some momentum. Either way people are going to be pissed if it wins or loses and isn’t that what these awards are all about.

Train Dreams - Did you know this was nominated for best picture? It was and if I had my vote Nick Cave would win an Oscar for best song, but again I don’t have a vote. To be honest I really loved babies first Mallick and this was absolutely my kind of art film bullshit. So much so that I am kind of shocked it got nominated, this seems more like the little seen movie that I tell people to watch that no one heard of. Netflix must have put a ton of money into the campaign, but perhaps not as much as Frankenstein which is the closest thing to this year’s Emilia Perez. 

Final pick: One Battle After Another  





Saturday, March 1, 2025

2025 Academy Awards Preview

Well cutting it close again are we? Don’t answer that I can’t hear you. This Sunday March 2nd is the Academy Awards and I bet you’re excited about it aren’t you? Well that was also rhetorical, whether or not you are tuning in or not you should at least be excited that my annual preview post tradition is continuing, at the request of millions*
*actual number of requests might differ slightly.

This year I accomplished a feat I only dreamed of in the past 25 or so years, I actually watched short films. As of the time of writing this here sentence I have seen all the animated short nominees, as well as the short documentary nominees. If it weren’t for that pesky Porcelain War I would have seen all the documentary features but even sailing the high seas hasn’t turned up anything for that yet. I did see one of the 5 live action short nominees so I will refrain from offering my expert take on that category since I am very much not an expert. Speaking of traditions Diane Warren is nominated for another fake movie this year, so congratulations to (looks up nominees) “The Journey” from The Six Triple Eight a totally real movie that came out this year that everyone clearly saw. Sure was it as memorable as Compress/Repress from Challengers? You know a movie that people saw and got shut out of every category? It absolutely wasn’t, enjoy your 40th nomination. The rest of the nominees are absolute dogshit so hey maybe they’ll give you one and you can retire already.

The delay in announcing the nominees gave me a little extra time to get prepared and when the official ballots were revealed, I had a whopping three films to see to cover all the best picture, director, actor, actress, and supporting categories. In case you were curious what those three films are I will tell you and the reason why I missed them before they were nominated. First was A Complete Unknown, which I avoided because Jesus Christ can they stop making these things already? James Mangold is a competent director who is capable of occasionally doing great work, but he also did Walk the Line which is a textbook case of how to make the most predictable and formulaic biopic. A Complete Unknown essentially tones down the “gifted genius battles personal demons” formula and instead gives us talented actors larping classic music. I had no interest in the film when it was announced, when it came out, and even less now that I have seen it. However I took my medicine and more on that later.

The next film was I’m Still Here. I have mixed feelings about Walter Salles, his films are often good but I still feel Central Station was the result of Weinstein publicity. The real reason I hadn’t seen it was because the movie didn’t appear in Chicago yet. I saw it the following Tuesday after the announcements. Like almost every film nominated for best picture it is 20 minutes too long, but what isn’t these days?

Last on the ticket was The Apprentice. Considering Sebastian Stan delivered a hell of a performance in the shamefully overlooked A Different Man, I deliberately avoided his Trump biopic. For the same reason all biopics are nauseating, I had no great desire to see an origin story of the worst person on earth. Both Stan and Jeremy Strong are quite good in their roles and ultimately that’s what these acting categories are all about. It was foolish of me to think the Academy would recognize the far more interesting film when the show has always been about feeding the public well made slop.

Well let us preview some categories shall we? As per usual I will offer my takes on who was actually the best vs. who will probably win. In the case of predictions I expect to be wrong even more than usual. This year features very few outright locks in any major category so have fun filling those ballots everybody. I will start with the two short categories since I know you didn’t watch any of them.

Best Animated Short Film

This year's nominees featured more male nudity than I would have expected going into my screening. I would like to take a moment to publicly shame AMC for not showing any of these shorts at a theater anywhere near me. The first film in our program was the Japanese Magic Candies. It was a delightful little gem about a loner boy who loves marbles and buys some marble shaped candy by mistake that allows him to talk to different people/things. This is the type of short I imagine will find the most broad appeal of the nominees so it will most likely win. Beautiful Men was about three brothers getting a hair transplant in Turkey, it was not my favorite. In the Shadow of the Cypress was from Iran but featured no dialogue. The animation style was unique and although it was an interesting watch I couldn’t really connect with it. Yuck! was a French movie that is a charming little oddity about people whose lips turn bright pink when they want to kiss. A group of kids ridicule all the yucky people and their PDA and wouldn’t you know everyone secretly wants to be smacking some lips. Wander to Wonder was a brilliant nightmare of a film that if I were voting would have gleefully selected as best animated short. It is probably too avant-garde and bizarre to appeal to most voters, but it is one of the films featuring male nudity and the only one featuring an actual non animated human. This was done with stop motion and the level of detail is incredibly impressive. Seek it out even if it winds up losing.

Best Documentary Short Film

Welcome to bummer city folks. Instruments of a Beating Heart was the most inconsequential of these and even that is full of small Japanese children being driven to tears. It sheds a tiny bit of light on Japanese society and how some of their strict school/work habits are formed very early. The Only Girl in the Orchestra is on Netflix and might be the only one of these that the casual Oscar fan might have seen. It is shot like a 60 Minutes profile, and although a decent watch is not the kind of thing that will leave a lasting impression. Which brings us to the dark stuff. Death by Numbers tells of the aftermath of the Parkland school shooting and specifically how one survivor has sort of coped with it. Very overproduced and full of occasionally awkward musical cues it is a hard film to rate. I am Ready, Warden was produced by MTV and is currently on Paramount + for those who just now remembered that streaming service exists. This was a very engaging documentary about a man in Texas on death row. He is very much guilty and it tells the story of his last minute attempts for clemency, his victim’s family, his own son, and adopted southern baptist godmother. Hell of a watch and worth your time. Last up is Incident. I won’t mince words when I say this is by a wide margin the best film in this category. Bill Morrisson directed it using nothing but city surveillance footage and body cam footage from the police on the scene. The entire film is a factual depiction of the Chicago police department shooting a black man 5 times for absolutely nothing. It is infuriating and incredible stuff. Since not all of the footage had sound there are stretches of silence, no added music, a little bit of text but this is as straightforward as you can get. Like the best work of Frederick Wiseman it just simply presents the footage. If everything in the world is terrible and only getting worse these docs definitely represent that, but perhaps none more directly or as powerfully as Incident.

Best Documentary Feature

I have not seen the aforementioned Porcelain War and I doubt I will before Sunday night. However I did see the other 4 nominees. Two deal with sexual assault, two films deal with active military conflicts, and the last is Soundtrack to a Coup D’etat. As great as No Other Land is, Soundtrack was by far my favorite documentary of the year. It is a lot of information but it hits hard and fast. To shorten it up the film deals specifically with the CIA attempts to overthrow and assassinate the newly elected leader of the Democratic Congo. More generally it digs into other political events of the era and the connection to various jazz musicians directly and indirectly involved in things. No description would do justice to the wealth of information we are presented but I could not recommend this higher and I will be actively rooting for it.

International Feature Film

Oftentimes this category is a waste of everyone’s time. The nomination process is broken and shows no signs of being fixed. Whatever nominee is nominated for best picture often wins this but we have two such films this year. I’m Still Here, which very few have a problem with and Emilia Perez, a film that feels like the democrats offering us Kamala Harris as a political candidate. I’ll get more into that film and some of the enormous hatred it has gotten. Flow is also up for best animated feature so it is a dark horse to win here. The Girl with the Needle is good but falls into the “happy to be nominated category”. The Seed of the Sacred Fig is by a wide margin the best film nominated here. How the film even got made and out to audiences is a minor miracle in itself. Shot illegally in Iran and smuggled out of the country it might seem odd that Germany’s official entry in this category would be in Farsi, but I thank ‘em for it. Sure the title might be the most pretentious thing since The Story of the Weeping Camel but don’t let that fool you. This is a masterpiece from beginning to end.

Best Animated Feature

Possibly the first time I can remember I saw every nominee in this category. If you told me like 10 years ago the Pixar film would be the weakest nominee I would have been shocked. There’s nothing wrong with Inside Out 2, it just felt like it was made by a conglomerate. The first film was a revelation and this just felt hollow. I love Wallace and Gromit and Vengeance Most Fowl was a good motherfucking time. Felt like catching up with old pals, and who doesn’t love sinister gnomes? It shouldn’t win and it almost certainly won’t but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t watch it. Unlike Inside Out 2 this absolutely felt handmade and personal. Wild Robot was very formulaic and bombastic in a way Pixar films tend to be. I understand people loving it, but it just hit too many familiar beats to really resonate with me. Flow is a delightful way to spend 90 minutes and with zero dialogue definitely hits that good background noise button. I liked this more than most nominees but it didn’t blow me away in quite the way it did for other people. Memoir of a Snail was a god damn masterpiece. At first I feared we were treading into misery porn territory (and to be fair we kind of did), but it won me over. Claymation will always hold a special place in my heart but holy shit this movie wrecked me. My easy choice for best animated feature, but if I were a betting man Wild Robot is going to take it.

Now for the categories you came for:

Best Supporting Actor

Adam Pearson should be running away with this award, but alas the man didn’t even get a nomination. Anyway my money is on Kieran Culkin for A Real Pain (even though he was not supporting but the co-lead). Everybody loved Yura Borisov in Anora and Guy Pearce is a performance you can really set your watch to in The Brutalist. I discussed Jeremy Strong earlier and like his other Succession co-star he would be a solid choice for this. As much as I generally like Edward Norton in things, I can not muster any enthusiasm for his performance as Pete Seeger.

Best Supporting Actress

Speaking of A Complete Unknown I did really like Monica Barbaro. I was more impressed with her singing than acting but hey she was great in that film and an easy high point. Why the fuck is Ariana Grande nominated for an Oscar? This is not a rhetorical question, someone explain it to me. Felicity Jones was great in The Brutalist but only shows up in the second half when most Oscar voters already fell asleep or shut the film off. Zoe Saldana was absolutely the lead in Emilia Perez and the main character we follow throughout the entire film, but sure give her a supporting nomination. Isabella Rossellini is everyone’s weird artsy eccentric auntie and I would love nothing more than her to win an Oscar. Her mother won three and the fact that this is her first nomination is insanity. Give her the award and her roses and let’s get on with our day.

Best Actor

When I saw The Brutalist in 70mm (humble brag) I was convinced Adrian Brody was winning his second Oscar. The man has made some garbage in the 22 years since his last Oscar win but damn if he isn’t always fully committed. After the whole AI helped him pronounce Hungarian words controversy I’m not sure he is the lock that he was. For what it’s worth he absolutely deserves another Oscar for this, but AI is a legit fear in Hollywood. I talked about Sebastian Stan, and fucker is good as Hitler 2.0. Wish he was nominated for A Different Man but this is Dennis Hopper being nominated for Hoosiers over Blue Velvet and Leonardo DiCaprio up for Blood Diamond over The Departed all over again. Timothee Chalamet is Bob Dylan and yeah he commits to the bit but whatever. Coleman Domingo is great in Sing Sing and this is 10x the film Rustin was so if he’s gonna win an Oscar this is absolutely the better film, but A24 seemed to completely forget about this film almost immediately. Which leaves Ralph Fiennes, perhaps he gets his Al Pacino Scent of a Woman Oscar for Conclave. I mean he’s good, but he’s ALWAYS good, that’s his thing that he does. Some voters hilariously assumed he already won an Oscar but alas he has not. Like Gary Oldman in Darkest Hour this could be a fine chance to finally take home the trophy for a very safe but characteristically good performance. My ballot still has Brody as the actor to beat, but Fiennes would not be a shock.

Best Actress

Demi vs. Mikey. This is the battle we sorta predicted. Sure some people clamored for a showdown between Demi and Pamela Anderson in an Oscar race that would have made anyone’s brains explode in 1996. Can you imagine after Barb Wire and Striptease came out if both those lead actresses would be battling it out for an Oscar 28 years later? Alas Pamela was shut out, to be fair the film was mid, her performance was great. She could have gotten the Jessica Chastain treatment but the actress category was too strong. Cynthia Erivo was also nominated for Wicked, a film I’m sure you saw. Fernanda Torres actually won a Golden Globe I believe for I’m Still Here so don’t rule her out. Then there’s little Karla Sofia Gascon. Yup she is nominated for best actress because the Academy clearly did not give into overwhelming backlash and outright hatred for her as a human or Emilia Perez as a film. I’m not saying her performance is bad, but giving her a nomination over Marianne Jean-Baptiste (Hard Truths) or Anderson just feels like missing a wide open layup. Shit even Nicole Kidman in Babygirl deserved a nomination more. As feel good as Demi winning would be, I have to go with Mikey on this one, but would be happy either way.

Best Director

Well congratulations to Jacques Audiard for being nominated this year. James Mangold is also nominated, he has been nominated in the past (I think) but yeah that isn’t bringing home the gold. Coralie Fargeat would be front-runner in a perfect world but man do I not like her chances here. That leaves Brady Corbet and Sean Baker as the two men left standing. As impressive a film as The Brutalist is, my heart is clearly with Baker on this. Not only has the man directed his ass off for nearly two decades, but he dedicated his film to Jess Franco and Soledad Miranda. How the fuck am I not going to root for him after that?

Best Picture

Anora - I won’t mince words, this was my favorite American film of the year. Upon reflection I put Bertrand Bonnello’s The Beast at the top spot for the year but that isn’t nominated for shit because the Academy doesn’t care about good movies. That leaves Baker’s magnum opus as my de-facto favorite of the year. When the movie came out I thought “I wonder if Mikey is naked in this” and the first shot of the movie answers that question with a yes. Sean Baker is a filmmaker for the people who understands exploitation cinema but also how to make a compelling and gripping narrative. Anora was a slice of perfection that I will cherish until my dying day. Top notch stuff, give it every award ever.

The Brutalist - Before this came out I would have given it front-runner status. Clearly A24 put all their limited resources behind this film at the expense of the substantially better I Saw the TV Glow. The first half of this movie flies by but the second half leaves a little to be desired. It definitely did not stick that landing for me and although I can still appreciate the film I need more to anoint it best picture.

A Complete Unknown - There was a moment early in the film where Monica Barbaro was singing “House of the Rising Sun” where I thought god damn maybe this movie is great. Then I saw Pete Seeger try and cut power cables with an axe and laughed out loud at how fucking stupid and formulaic this is. The film couldn’t help itself. Dylan is a tough nut to crack and Scorsese and Haynes already did. They are better filmmakers than Mangold so what could he add to the mythos? Turns out nothing. This movie was nothing more than Bob Dylan getting doors slammed in his face by multiple women while songs you recognized get performed.

Conclave - Now here’s a nice safe bit of Oscar bait. I went on at length over how much I hated Edward Berger’s All Quiet on the Western Front when that came out, and can still hear its loud obnoxious score in my head. This film seemed like it was made by a different person. Who knew choosing a pope would be so fascinating? Top notch performances from everyone and well made all around. However this is absolutely the type of award season film you will never think of again in 6 months. It is the safe and slightly boring choice but I wouldn’t rule it out because the Academy loves safe and boring. Not to spoil anything but I can imagine some Hollywood liberal thinking the ending is super subversive and voting for this makes them brave.

Dune: Part Two - This along with Wicked are the year’s token “see a popular movie you saw is nominated” entries. Dune 2 was somehow Letterboxd’s top reviewed film of 2024 which shows you how much you should never respect the opinion of people who think Denis Villenueve is the second coming of Christ. This movie did win me over in spite of my utter lack of enthusiasm. The score was slightly less obnoxious and Florence Pugh makes everything better. Other than that I barely remember this, which is the major flaw of a film released so early in the year. Better luck next sequel.

Emilia Perez - I thought I dreamt it, but there is a line in one of the songs “From penis to vagina”. This has gotten unflattering comparisons to Crash (the one everyone hates) and even a little Green Book which makes it a shoe-in to win best picture. I actually like Jacques Audiard as a filmmaker and was excited for this. I watched it the day it premiered on Netflix so without having my judgement clouded by the mountains of hate and still gave it a VERY generous 3 ½ stars. It has been review bombed so hard that when it does win best picture it would be the worst reviewed winner in history. All of this could have been avoided but again the 13 nominations felt like we had a democratic primary and all showed up to vote only for the party to say “fuck you, here’s Joe Biden”.

I’m Still Here - This film fits in perfectly with the other nominees because it is also 20 minutes too long. The movie itself is good but I see no chance in hell of this actually winning best picture. Torres has a shot and this should be front-runner for International feature, since I already discussed it there, we’ll move on.

Nickel Boys - In any just world this would be a front-runner. It is perhaps the second best American movie from last year and the fact that it got a nomination was a shock to me. The fact that Moonlight won best picture (in hilarious fashion) doesn’t mean this is impossible to win, but this is far more experimental and unapproachable to a mass audience. The respect for our intelligence and his audience has endeared me to Ross as a director, delivering on the promise he showed in Hale County several years ago. Regardless of whether this wins anything, it is absolutely worth a watch.

The Substance - Now for the favorite film of most of my friends. The Substance is a sloppy mess of classic wet goo body horror. Bright colors, enough ass shots to make Tinto Brass happy, and an allegory that bludgeons you over the head for 2+ hours. I loved every second of this film and everyone involved with it. Who knew watching Dennis Quaid eat shrimp would be the most disturbing thing in this movie? Watching Sue puke out a tit was arguably the funniest thing I’ve seen in a film this past year. I hope this wins everything and I’m still mad Margaret Qualley was snubbed. No chance on the best picture front but I will fucking riot if this doesn’t at least win best makeup.

Wicked - GAAAAAYYYYYYYYYYYYYY. Anyway, that’s my review. You probably already saw the 165 minute part one of two that was somehow a complete Broadway show at a far less time. This film clearly connected with a lot of people but it felt every single one of its 165 minutes. Every scene was stretched to an eternity and almost all of it looked like shit. For the record I didn’t hate it but I gave it the same rating as Emilia Perez so take that however you like. I can certainly see this taking home a few technical awards, but the enormous box office is enough of a reward for this.

So there you have it folks, enjoy the show, and read this after the telecast to point out what a moron I am.  See you next year*

*didn't know I literally haven't blogged since the last Oscars, sorry folks.



Friday, March 8, 2024

2024 Academy Award Preview




Despite this being the earliest I saw all the major nominees, I have almost forgotten to write down my thoughts on the nominees. So consider this the only important Oscar preview you need to read, keeping it going for the 13th(?) consecutive year.

So I will add a few caveats to this preview and what I watched or didn’t watch. I am flying blind on the short films nominees (not uncommon). I also oddly haven’t caught any of the documentary nominees this year. I will probably eventually check out a few so don’t look here for the breakdown on the non-fiction side.

We should also take a moment to laugh because Diane Warren got another nomination for a film no one saw. I’m sure a couple people saw they were making a flaming hot Cheeto movie and thought “Yo”, but I would wager even if you did sit through it you probably didn’t remember there was an original song in it. Keep trying Diane, I’m sure they will jokingly nominate you next year for something else no one ever heard of. The funniest Oscar streak will continue. Dua Lipa deserved that nomination.

The International Film category seems strong this year. Io Capitano is the only nominee I didn’t get to see (I think it actually is playing at one screen but probably won’t catch it). I did not care for Society of the Snow but I seem to be in the minority with that one. Perfect Days was great even if there wasn’t much of a plot. Speaking of not much of a plot, Zone of Interest looks to continue the trend of winning this category if it has a best picture nomination. The Teacher’s Lounge was fine btw, I’m sure if you actually were a teacher it would hit a little harder.

Best Supporting Actress

I did not see The Color Purple because you can’t make me. Danielle Brooks I’m sure is great but I am definitely not the demographic for that movie and I don’t even like the Spielbergo version. Da’vine Joy Randolph has about a 500% chance of winning for The Holdovers so the others certainly seem to be in the happy to be nominated category. Good for Jodie Foster popping back up for another nomination. Beyond Randolph I don’t even know who has the second best chance of winning.

Best Supporting Actor

One of the rare categories that I had completed before the nominees were announced. I know I am incredible. Ryan Gosling may have garnered headlines for getting nominated while Margot Robbie was shut out. However he was damn entertaining and probably won’t win anyways. Robert DeNiro got another late career nomination at the tender age of 80. Sterling K Brown was great in American Fiction and had no business being that ripped. In a better world Mark Ruffalo would get the gold for his fantastic turn in Poor Things, but all conventional wisdom seems to point to RDJ. It is his Oscar to lose, and in a movie with a lot of men yelling in rooms, he certainly did yelling in rooms.

Best Actress

We should all be thankful to live in a world where Annette Benning can lose another Oscar. Nyad sure was exactly what you thought it was. Will anyone remember her performance or will they remember Robbie as Barbie? That isn’t a rhetorical question, there is an answer. It wouldn’t be the first time the Academy nominated a rarely seen performance that will never be discussed the week after the ceremony. Hell there are a few winners no one remembers. Did you know Alicia Vikander won an Oscar? Did you know it was for a film allegedly named The Danish Girl? I actually had to Google what she won for, and that was in 2016. Who can forget Youn Yuh-jung for Minari? Sorry sarcasm is hard to convey. I saw that movie and I didn’t even remember she won.

Anyways I keep discussing supporting actresses and there are plenty of performances that win the big one we forget about. Not necessarily bad performances but I’m sure the re-watch value is through the roof on films like Room, Still Alice, and Judy. This year however the award seems to be tailor made for Lily Gladstone. Not to say she doesn’t deserve it but the Academy members might pull a muscle patting themselves on the back that hard for honoring a native American performer. Trust me it will get mentioned *pause for applause* several times. I would love to see Emma Stone as a more legitimate competitor because god damn was she excellent in Poor Things. I hated everything about Maestro although Mulligan was good I guess. Sandra Huller appeared in two best picture nominees this year and it’s nice to see her recognized (although in a better world she would have been nominated/won for Toni Erdmann).

Best Actor

I can not stress enough how much I didn’t enjoy Maestro. Bradley Cooper in Jewface stole a nomination from Zac Efron (Iron Claw) or Andrew Scott (All of Us Strangers). No let us give the vanity project with a man talking like he has a cold for 2 hours more unnecessary recognition. We all liked him better when he was in The Hangover, but shockingly people still get fooled by being deliberately pandered to.  Coleman Domingo joins Annette Benning in the most forgettable category. In fact so forgettable, I had to look up what the name of his movie was. It was Rustin, btw.

The Murphy, Giamatti, Wright trifecta are the nominees that I have the least issue with. Murphy seems like the front-runner. Not sure I agree but my opinion might not matter. Paul Giamatti is always great, and considering this role was written for him makes it all the more compelling case for how perfect he is in The Holdovers. Jeffrey Wright absolutely carries American Fiction and in a weaker year he would have a lot more buzz about his performance.

Best Director

Congratulations Christopher Nolan you will finally win one. Hard to see a path for victory from the other nominees, although Yorgos Lanthimos should absolutely run away with this. It’s a classic film bro battle, but the Academy loves a narrative. There are many actors and directors who win not necessarily for the movie they are nominated for but the films they made in the past. Did anyone think Paul Newman deserved one for The Color of Money? No but he did deserve one. Like Scorsese with the Departed though this does feel like the best chance Nolan might have. The movie was a hit, critically and commercially, so following Tenet it feels like more of a triumph.

Justine Triet gets this year’s “hey we nominated a woman” slot, which left many people up in arms about Gerwig’s snub. For the record I liked Barbie a lot more than Anatomy of a Fall, but I also didn’t vote. Jonathan Glazer picks up his first directing nomination for Zone of Interest, which has proven to be more critically successful than I would have guessed. I generally don’t love any Glazer films but I usually at least admire his style. Some people aren’t counting out Scorsese and this feels a little like Spielberg’s nomination last year. However I think it’s still Nolan with Lanthimos as an upset pick.

Best Picture

American Fiction: So fun story about American Fiction. This is the first and to date only time in my life I have been the only person in a movie screening. I’ve come close, but someone always saunters in to interrupt my solitude. American Fiction however was mine all mine. So not having any audience my reaction wasn’t affected at all by those around me or boomers making comments (seriously the worst demographic in theaters). The “ending” made me literally laugh out loud and even had me looking around the theater to see if anyone was joining me. The satire of the film is about as subtle as South Park, but I also happen to be a big fan of South Park.

Anatomy of a Fall: I did not catch this in theaters and instead relied on good old fashioned streaming. In fact along with Maestro it was the only one of the best picture nominees I saw on the small screen. Not sure what impact this might have had in a theater but my overall impression was “it was fine”. Sure it’s better than average but I struggled to get engrossed in any of the things happening.

Barbie: In the battle of Barbenheimer, I chose Barbie. I won’t say it was perfect and Will Ferrell being Will Ferrell seemed out of place. However the production design was fantastic, the music was all great and it was god damn delightful. Of course Hollywood will take all the wrong lessons from this and give us more insipid toy adaptations instead of playing to the Taylor Swift demographic (which coincidentally happens to be probably the largest demographic). Shamelessly commercial but with enough self awareness to work. Can you imagine a world where a GI Joe movie or Transformers could get a best picture nomination?

The Holdovers: I’ve been a big Alexander Payne fan since Election and let me tell you this was pretty damn excellent. If it weren’t for the boomers talking through the entire film (I even yelled at them), I might have enjoyed it even more. I already talked about the performers who will win (Rudolph) and who should (Giamatti). The Holdovers probably doesn’t have a great shot of actually winning best picture, but I was certainly wrong about CODA.

Killers of the Flower Moon: The greatest living director is back with another epic at long last uniting his two favorite leading men. Like The Silence, Kundun, and Age of Innocence this definitely was a film Scorsese really wanted to make. For what it’s worth I thought it was fine. I definitely felt every one of its 206 minutes. At times I thought this could have been better suited to a mini-series and by the end I barely remembered who any of the characters were. I seem to be in the minority here and I am the farthest thing possible from a Scorsese hater, this one just didn’t click for me.

Maestro: This movie can eat shit.

Oppenheimer: At a certain point certain directors tend to veer into self parody. Their films seem to check off so many textbook things that you wonder if there is any self awareness. 2023 saw a couple of these, most notably Wes Anderson’s Astroid City and Nolan’s Oppenheimer. I preferred the Anderson film if you must know but I can hear the film bros screaming at me what a fucking idiot I am. Not unlike Kenji Fukasaku in the 70s I’m not sure if Nolan can help himself. He needs to have a nonstop dramatic score for 3 straight hours. He needs to have characters say things that make his director seem smart. We absolutely need to jump around in time to ratchet up tension. There are moments when this movie is truly spectacular but I think ultimately you gotta ask how much you like Nolan and his style. Anyways it’s going to win.

Past Lives: Three movies directed by women nominated for best picture? Time to cancel the Oscars this shit is too woke. Of those three films Past Lives makes a very fantastic understated case for being the best of them. Credit to Honest Trailers calling this the perfect Gen Z love story, it happens almost entirely online, and there’s no actual intimacy. I loved the set up and this is the type of film that can start triggering false memories. Did the potential love of your life move away when you were children and should you/could you reconnect with them? Past Lives is probably the most grounded of the nominees and deserves a wider audience.

Poor Things: Dave what was your favorite movie of 2023? Glad you asked, it was Poor Things. I generally hate previews but from the time I saw Willem Dafoe’s fucked up face and Yorgos Lanthimos’s name I knew I was going to love this. Every scene, every shot, every line, just perfect start to finish. I have been a Lanthimos fan since Dogtooth and sure this movie isn’t as financially successful as Anyone But You, but it represents a great leap forward for him and filmmaking in general. As we have moved more and more into franchises, perhaps one of our few remaining bright spots in cinema is giving visionary directors a bunch of money to make some damn art.

The Zone of Interest
: I will be honest, I’m not big on Jonathan Glazer. Each of his previous films have either bored me or made me deeply uncomfortable. Even a revisit to Under the Skin failed to convince me it was a masterpiece. However I do admire what he does even if it doesn’t click with me. So I went into this with low expectations and came away impressed. The balls on this guy to make a holocaust movie with no Jews is quite a gamble. Almost the entirety of the film is a banal existence set against the backdrop of an atrocity. The sound design has deservedly been praised and really helps to undercut the lack of drama in the foreground. There was a telling line late when Rudolph Hoss is talking to his wife about the party and she asks who was there. He responds “I didn’t pay attention, I was too busy thinking about how I would gas everyone, the high ceilings would be a challenge.” This one line reminded me of Juraj Herz’s The Cremator and that alone is a compliment.  


Wednesday, August 2, 2023

My Top 100 Films (25-1)


25. The Man With a Movie Camera (1929) - Dziga Vertov
For some reason I just never know what to say about this here motion picture. I am not exactly counting documentaries for this list, then again this isn’t exactly a documentary. There is a narrative and well it’s too damn experimental to chalk it up as just some sort of avant-garde cinema verite. Many years ago I watched this alongside Sergei Eisenstein’s Battleship Potemkin and was far more impressed with Vertov. In the 23 years since then what was once an audacious statement seems to be echoed by a whole lot of people. Eisenstein’s classic is still great but it has been dissected in so many books/essays/classes that most of the artistry is academic. Vertov’s film can be broken down a thousand times and it wouldn’t seem any less impressive. It is the longest enduring entry in that all too brief sub genre known as “city symphonies”. Also with a recent restoration (at least in the past 10 years) it is entirely possible that revisiting it recently was like seeing it truly for the first time again. What else can you say besides this is just pure imagination?

24. The Good, the Bad, and the Ugly (1966) - Sergio Leone
One pleasant side note of my year of binging trash before earnestly working on this list, I got intimately familiar with spaghetti Westerns. Although, even after another 25-30 of these movies under my belt there was hardly any doubt that Sergio Leone’s 1966 epic would still retain the title. To be fair, Once Upon a Time in the West nearly made this list, which is a testament to just how damn great Leone was at this stuff. It is reductive to try and say this is a Western for people who hate the genre, but it is certainly fair to say it is one for people who love it as well. This is so damn good that I challenge anyone not to like it or outright love it. The influence of GBU has been felt for generations, but when that opening theme song hits you’re hooked. This not only launched Clint Eastwood’s career, but helped breathe new life into Lee Van Cleef and Eli Wallach’s movie careers. All three were able to successfully capitalize on their newfound celebrity and become icons of a new breed of Western. Regardless of their titles, each of our three leads should probably be called “The Bad” but there was already a Western named 3 Bad Men. This is Leone and Morricone at their best, simply perfection.

23. Before Sunrise/Before Sunset/Before Midnight (1995/2004/2013) - Richard Linklater
I love certain movies because they can take me places and show me things well beyond the realm of possibilities. Likely never going to experience intergalactic space travel, or a zombie apocalypse. In the case of Linklater/Hawke/Delpy’s Before trilogy, I love these movies because they feel so damn real to me. At each stage of my life they seem to resonate, being about a decade behind the characters, I always felt not quite up to speed. Now that Before Midnight is a decade on us, and I’m staring at 40 while being married, they all deeply resonate with different periods of my life. Depending on the mood, or the substances while watching them, I’ve been a blubbering mess on multiple occasions. I still believe the ending of Before Sunset might be my single favorite ending of any film ever. As for Sunrise, it remains my favorite, and god damn did it hit me hard on my most recent viewing. I laughed during the audio commentary for Midnight when a cameraman objected to their fighting because of how idealized Celine and Jesse were to him and his wife. There are a lot of couples all over the world who resonate with these two, and their beautiful, occasionally heartbreaking, and very real romance. If I had any complaint it is that we didn’t get a fourth movie in 2022.

22. The Shining (1980) - Stanley Kubrick
So much of what I have to say about Stanley Kubrick’s adaptation of The Shining has been said a thousand times. Yes, it truly is the greatest horror film of all time. Sure it might not have been Stephen King approved, but that man directed Maximum Overdrive, do you really want to take his opinion? The Shining is so good it makes me forgive the fact that it has jump scares. The Grady sisters (totally not twins) used to freak my ass out as a much younger viewer. Perhaps the greatest element of the film is the Overlook itself. So much time is spent wandering around its hallways and getting a look at its exterior that it feels very much like the main character in this story. I feel like I can wander down those hallways for hours. So many lazier filmmakers have taken tropes from this, with less than a tenth of the Shining’s success rate. That opening theme with the aerial photography is all I need to remind myself I made the right choice watching this for the 40th time.

21. M (1931) - Fritz Lang
It seems almost academic to say Fritz Lang was one of the greatest directors to ever live. For a decade he made some of the most ambitious and best German films in the silent era, often in collaboration with his wife Thea Von Harbou. For his first sound film I would argue he made his masterpiece. In much of his later interviews, Lang would agree even getting that line in Godard’s Contempt. Watching this yet again I was won over by the 10 minute mark. I mean a morbid nursery rhyme, a creepy whistle, and an empty seat at a dinner table. Lang made sure his gifts as a visual storyteller were still paramount, and sound was used only in what seems like expressionist tendencies. Much of the movie is quite silent, which only emphasizes the soundtrack more. The subject matter remains quite brutal and the type of thing no one was making in Hollywood, Hayes code or not. It also forever cast Peter Lorre as that supremely creepy guy you most certainly wouldn’t trust around your kids. Perhaps it was because Lang took a huge step back from the bloated productions of his previous silent epics that really allowed him to distill what made a great film here.

20. The Big Lebowski (1998) - Joel and Ethan Coen
I will refrain from filling this write-up with nothing but quotes from my favorite Coen Brothers movie. There are films in this list that have held up with age and others, often the very best that seem to improve with each re-visit. The Coen’s crafted what seemed like a light, slightly goofy neo-noir about a deadbeat bowler and it took on a life of its own. It seemed like a throwaway after the major critical and commercial success of Fargo, and many critics along with myself thought the same thing. It was fun but wasn’t trying to reach the heights of their previous offering. Then I saw it again, and again, and again, and again, and god damn it if it isn’t their masterpiece. Sure they won’t agree with you, but the people have spoken. It also continues their tradition of making all of their films period pictures, even if it’s only 7 years in the past. I can advise you to not attempt several of the drinking games associated with the film, because well no one should drink 9 White Russians in 2 hours. One time I tried taking a drink every time they said “fuck” and by the end of the first bowling scene had taken down a six pack.

19. Los Olvidados (1950) - Luis Bunuel
At some point in my life I used to debate internally what my favorite Luis Bunuel film was, not anymore. After a brief exile from Spain and movie making in general Bunuel found himself employed in Mexico. In response to sentimental Neo-Realist films, he made Los Olvidados and reminded everyone the master surrealist and provocateur wasn’t done. Of all the films that have seemingly dropped out of existence since my last list, I really expected someone, anyone would have released Los Olvidados. It is out there on YouTube, where the subtitles say “torta” is “sandwich” and a main character “Pietro” is “Peter”, but I’ll take it. We get at least two brilliant dream sequences, which are largely absent from many of Bunuel’s Mexican works. It pulls together the finest of his early days in France and his later masterworks, with by far the strongest narrative of his career. Everyone is reprehensible and those that aren’t, soon will be. By the way, there’s a dancing fucking dog in this shit, case closed.

18. Annie Hall (1977) - Woody Allen
If you’re wondering if I can separate the art from the artist, this might answer your question. Woody Allen has been problematic since before I had ever seen one of his movies, and I grew up hearing jokes about him long before seeing his movies. In fact my first exposure to Annie Hall was that it was the film that had the unmitigated audacity to beat Star Wars for best picture of 1977. Well a couple decades later, that seems less far fetched. In no world can someone say Allen is perfect, but this film is. It represents an artist making the confident leap from comedian to full fledged auteur. He took some big swings this time around and they paid off across the board. Even after keeping his insane movie-a-year pace for the next 4 decades Allen never quite struck that perfect balance as he did here. It’s still damn funny, touching, heartbreaking, and endlessly inventive. The type of go-for-broke try everything film that leaves no narrative stone un-turned. All miraculously crammed into a tight 94 minutes. I don’t think I could ever not love this movie.

17. Monty Python and the Holy Grail (1974) - Terry Gilliam/Terry Jones
Some movies define you as a person, either by informing your world view or shaping your taste. What your favorite comedy is says a lot about what makes you you. I’m not here to tell everyone who thinks a comedy besides Monty Python’s Holy Grail is the funniest is wrong, but they are. No other film in my life also seems to define my family’s taste in people. Most parents might ask where your new girlfriend went to school, what they do for a living, etc. My mom only asks “Have they seen Holy Grail yet, and did they get it?” If the answer is yes, you are officially welcome to Thanksgiving and Christmas. Honestly it’s a film that as niche as it might seem is inconceivable to me that someone wouldn’t laugh at something. I’ve seen it probably two dozen or more times and I still find shit to laugh at every time. It’s one of the early fore-runners of the joke-a-second model adopted by the Zucker brothers and others in later years. The credits are ridiculous, the music is silly, every element of the film is room for a joke. Like many of the best comedies you can spend the entire length of the film either quoting it or trading your favorite scenes. If you agree with the placement of this film on my list, we can be friends, and doesn’t that tell you all you need to know?

16. Taxi Driver (1976) - Martin Scorsese
The first collaboration between Martin Scorsese and Paul Schrader remains their best. This is a new revelation for me, but it shouldn’t be. Thinking back I believe Taxi Driver might have been the first Scorsese film I watched, certainly the first one I remember seeking out. I also remember telling multiple people in 7th grade they had to watch it. This is the obligatory part where I mention that this too was mentioned in Cult Movies 2, and well I think it does fit into that that weird subversive side of 70s cinema, I’m not sure how well the designation fits. Taxi Driver is the type of movie that makes you feel awkward but offers some catharsis. Scorsese does a great job of slightly humanizing Travis Bickle from the far more racist and abrasive character in Schrader’s script. It’s not that this character deserves a softer touch, but he knows that we’re spending almost the entire film from his perspective and the film would be unwatchable if he was completely irredeemable. Perhaps no other film better represents the seedy side of 1970s New York like this, and what a final score to go out on for the legendary Bernard Hermann.

15. All That Jazz (1979) - Bob Fosse
What if 8 ½ was more autobiographical and also a musical? Well let’s all forget about 9 (I know we already did) and instead look upon Bob Fosse’s masterpiece with awe. Roy Scheider is perfect as Joe Gideon/not Bob Fosse, even if his singing voice is less than great. As the saying goes, go with what you know. Watching the Emmy nominated Fosse/Verdon mini-series all I could think was, man I’d really like to revisit All That Jazz. To be honest, that is a phrase I say a lot. Fosse at least had the good sense to surround Scheider with many first rate dancers and singers from his own productions. It is also a master class in editing, jumping from fantasy to reality, flashbacks, musical numbers and just the rhythm of day to day life. In short it is everything you could ask for, and all that jazz.

14. Sunrise (1927) - F.W. Murnau
It is quite possible Sunrise is a film many people admire more than they like, but that wouldn’t be me. F.W. Murnau’s first American film remains the crowning achievement of the silent cinema. Made right as sound was coming into pictures, this even employs a rudimentary score incorporating sound effects and some background noise, it is a dying medium’s final farewell. By this point in time Hollywood’s infinity stone gathering of European talent was complete. A remarkable crew of German technicians met with the deep pockets of Fox studios. All of this would be a waste if the movie itself was mere style over substance. The plot is simple yet effective and George O’Brien does a Herculean task of not just convincing his wife that he isn’t going to murder her, but us in the audience. It is the type of fable that feels like it could have only worked as a silent film, but boy does it. Sometimes the simplest things take the most work.

13. Singing in the Rain (1952) - Gene Kelly/Stanley Donen
There isn’t a more joyous motion picture out there folks. A musical that can make people who hate musicals happy. Gene Kelly and Stanley Donen teamed up for the second time to make the ultimate studio musical. Like many things of its era, it took several decades for folks to get wise. To many audiences in 1952 the film seemed a clear step down from An American in Paris, lacking the finesse Vincente Minelli had along with Gershwin’s music. Arthur Freed largely took his own music from the late 20s and offered a greatest hits of the era. Modern audiences don’t care where the songs are from, they all slap. If I had to choose, it is still probably my favorite movie about filmmaking, at least in Hollywood. I wouldn’t look to this as a historically accurate depiction about the coming of sound in Hollywood, but certainly is the most amusing. One thing I don’t get is how they got booed doing “Fit as a Fiddle”, some people just can’t appreciate greatness.

12. All Quiet on the Western Front (1930) - Lewis Milestone
The first time I watched All Quiet on the Western Front, which I was dreading because how good could a war movie from 1930 be, I was hooked. It instantly jumped into my top 5 and it only climbed since then. There were several times I watched it and thought it might de-throne Citizen Kane, climbing all the way to #2 on the last list. Well I’m not going to blame the awful remake from last year, but this did not hit quite the same. That isn’t entirely surprising, every time I watched the film I expected the magic to fade a little. Yet the scale, the tracking shots, the lack of a musical score won me over again and again. Watching it in 2023 I don’t think it is the 2nd greatest film of all time, and some of the dated performances and thick American accents on German soldiers can wear on you. I still think it is the final word in the “war is hell” subgenre. No other film quite hits the nihilistic notes of war quite like this, although Come and See is an honorable mention.

11. Star Wars/The Empire Strikes Back/Return of the Jedi (1977/1980/1983) - George Lucas/Irving Kershner/Richard Marquand  
I’ll give Disney credit, they’re trying. Trying to ruin one of the greatest franchises we ever had. With every new movie and show I care less and less about Star Wars. Still each time I revisit the original trilogy all of that shit disappears. After all this time Star Wars remains the greatest science fiction/fantasy series, and about the best Hollywood could do in the modern era. Some films are so damn good that you forgive those little flaws. Does it make any sense Luke and Leia are related, no it really doesn’t. Does it also make watching their sexual chemistry in the first movie extra awkward, of course not. Take them as they are, even if things stopped with the first one it would be on this list. Together though they bring me all the member-berries and some sweet amnesia for everything that happened after 1999.

10. Casablanca (1942) - Michael Curtiz
Well here we have what I would probably consider to be the single most important film in my life. Sure I loved movies before this, in fact you can clearly see this isn’t even occupying the #1 spot. However I might not be making this list, or be the person I am today without Casablanca. I’ve told the story often, but it was the movie that I decided to test the waters on to see if all those critics were right, and in this case they were. Perhaps it’s status as a cultural touchstone has dipped a little since the 90s but it was one of those movies that I felt immediately familiar with upon first watch, getting context for so many references, homages, and parodies. I watched it twice during my initial rent, and have seen it more than a dozen times since, in nearly every format and setting. Each and every time I put it on I smile a little to myself and marvel at just how perfect it all is. How did that well-oiled Hollywood machine churn out products this consistent? What strange alchemy aligned all the stars to make this perhaps its greatest triumph? It makes little sense considering how many re-writes the script had. I can accept people saying this isn’t the greatest movie ever made, but if you straight up don’t like it, we can never be friends.

9. Pulp Fiction (1994) - Quentin Tarantino
I saw this in the theater when it first came out. In hindsight I was probably too young for it, but reading about Tarantino seeing The Wild Bunch around the age of 8 makes me feel like the man would have been proud. From the time I started really giving a shit about movies, Pulp Fiction has held a special place in my heart. It has that type of nostalgia that makes me insufferable to watch it with. I will laugh before things happen, I will say lines out loud, and if you aren’t at my level, get there. Plenty of credit rightfully went to Roger Avery for his work on the screenplay but this is Tarantino through and through. Guarantee Avery didn’t write that opening monologue about foot massages. Telling a narrative out of order might seem like a cheap cliche but it blew our fucking minds in 1994. There’s something so 90s about a movie that is so 70s. I also learned far too early what a gimp was, and to stay the fuck out of pawn shops.

8. The Rules of the Game (1939) - Jean Renoir
If I could award something film of the decade, Renoir’s masterpiece would take that title. There is no movie I have watched more in the past ten years than Rules of the Game, that includes Batman and Robin, and even Thor Ragnarok. Much like many of my other all time favorites this one seeps into my brain and tells me on a near daily basis “let’s watch this again”. The journey to this point took a long time, nearly 20 years to be exact. I watched it for the first time in a horribly faded print with white on white subtitles that I could barely read. Then found a better version, and eventually the fine folks at Criterion released it. This January I got to see a 4k restoration at the Music Box and I’m not sure it’s ever going to look better. Along the way I was convinced every time I watched it that Grand Illusion was better. I’m not taking anything away from Renoir’s other all-time great, but I was wrong. There is so much dialogue that it is nearly impossible to catch everything even after three viewings. It helps if you are fluent in French which I’m definitely not. However after watching this 9-10 times I did attempt to watch it without looking at the subtitles, and man there is so much going on in every frame. There is a reason this was in Sight and Sounds top 10 from 1952 through 2012 (curse those bastards for dropping it to the top 20 in 2022). The best films only get better under close scrutiny and under the microscope. Here’s to watching this another 12 times in the upcoming decade.

7. The Godfather/The Godfather Part 2 (1972/1974) - Francis Ford Coppola
The Godfather might be the butt of a hilarious joke in Barbie, but what do you want, it really is that good. Like many of the films this high up, it doesn’t really need me to add any reasons why to praise it. Coppola re-edited part 3 which does a little to help the very damaged reputation it has, but even improved it doesn’t measure up to the first two. You could fault it, but very few films do. You could blame Sophia, but that is taking a cheap shot. What is most impressive about The Godfather is that it was the highest grossing movie in America at one point in time. Rarely has public and critical taste been so aligned. I always wanted to ask why Carlo took that ass whooping? I mean he knew Sonny would go after him, but like he didn’t block a single punch or fight back. Each viewing I wonder if the sequel might actually be superior, but I prefer to look at it as one nearly 7 hour movie. If you haven’t seen it in 2023, find yourself a Ken to walk you through it.

6. Persona (1966) - Ingmar Bergman
When I first had a chance to watch Persona I was angry it didn’t go harder. The narrative was too straightforward after that brilliant wtf prologue. The second time I watched it, I wondered what the hell I was thinking. Then I realized I may have watched it in the wrong aspect ratio. I put it on with an audio commentary track, and shut off the commentary because they were talking over my movie. Around that time I realized that this wasn’t just a masterpiece, it was on the very short list of the greatest films ever made. The finest film from someone I could confidently say was one of the 2-3 greatest filmmakers ever. It shares a lineage with a number of films, Mulholland Drive comes to mind, but is so singular and unique that it stands in a class by itself. Like the greatest films it makes you think about just what is going on, but ultimately the answer is whatever you happen to think it is at that given time. At a nice tight 84 minutes, it also shows that you can re-write the language of cinema in under an hour and a half.

5. Mulholland Drive (2001) - David Lynch
When I first got a chance to watch Mulholland Drive on that barebones DVD I thought “this is so far the film of the decade”. Sure we were only two years in, but as the years passed by nothing came around to really challenge it. This past year it was honored by the Sight and Sound critics with a spot in the top ten, and damned if I don’t agree with it. We can debate whether this or In the Mood for Love are the films of the 2000s, but my vote is cast. What makes the film so great after many, many, many viewings is just how damn perfect it is. In a nutshell it is about as David Lynch as it gets. So many little diversions that seemingly have nothing to do with anything but just add another layer to the proceedings. The plot as it were is perhaps not as complicated as the first viewing might have you believe, and makes a hell of a lot more sense than Lost Highway. With the exception of maybe The Straight Story or Blue Velvet, who the hell ever watched a Lynch movie for the plot? You just shut the lights off and let this weird fucker take you on a journey. I am profoundly grateful this never became a series because it is just cinematic perfection.

4. 8 ½ (1963) - Federico Fellini
Gianni Di Venanzo, perhaps not the first name that pops to mind when 8 ½ comes up is it? I’ll save you the search, he was the cinematographer on this movie. His camera feels like it never stops moving, nothing is static, and it keeps the pace so light. It often gets cited as the definitive auto-biographical movie about movies, but I’m not sure that’s apt. In true Italian film industry fashion, 5 screenwriters are credited here. Does it matter if these flashbacks are his or someone else’s? Of course not. Inspired perhaps by the new wave and Ingmar Bergman, Fellini was ready to take a radical swing here. Despite an ever evolving film industry, no one in Italy was doing what Fellini was here. Plenty of directors took a cue from him to make their own variations, but with the possible exception of Bob Fosse, no one came close.

3. Apocalypse Now (1979) - Francis Ford Coppola
If Casablanca was the first classic I watched, Apocalypse Now might have been the second. That first viewing I remember thinking, wow what a good war film, too bad it got weird at the end. Then I thought, who cares about this boring war stuff, let’s get to Kurtz. Today I just love every minute of the film. I haven’t watched The Final Cut, and frankly don’t know if I will. Redux added nothing of value, and frankly how do you improve upon a movie this good? What a decade Coppola had, almost makes up for the decades of disappointment he’s given us since. I’m not sure I’d call this a cult film, but it’s definitely one that hits quite hard under the influence. Watching Dennis Hopper rant like a madman while Marlon Brando mumbles largely gibberish is the stuff of legend. Sometimes I wonder what alternate reality we would live in if Orson Welles first movie actually was his proposed adaptation of Heart of Darkness. Glad he left it for Coppola to take massive liberties. Like Lawrence of Arabia, and many other infamous productions, this went ludicrously over schedule and budget, but was forged into this beautiful and perfect diamond.

2. 2001: A Space Odyssey (1968) - Stanley Kubrick
If this isn’t the greatest film of all time, it is the next closest thing. Last year the directors of the world voted this the best film of all time. It would be redundant to cite my opinion of Kubrick again here, but it would stand to reason his greatest film would rank among the best ever made. There are still people out here who just throw up their hands because they “don’t get it”. Before I even figured it out, I realized it didn’t matter. This movie is everything. It posits a great theory on how we got here and where we might be going. Nothing before it looked this good visually or in terms of the effects. John Alcott took over as cinematographer mid-shoot and proceeded to shoot Kubrick’s next three masterpieces. Kubrick also stumbled upon a brilliant idea using classical music as a temporary solution and leaving it in. More than anything though I just enjoy going on this ride every time. The final 30 minutes or so truly are my favorite thing in cinema.

1. Citizen Kane (1941) - Orson Welles
A whole lot has changed in the last decade, but this isn’t one of them. There was hardly any doubt Orson Welles’ first film wouldn’t retain the rightful place as the greatest of all time. I purposely made sure I ended all my research with this one, busting out Criterion’s 4k, and hearing grandpa Ebert explain how every shot in the film was done. Many smarter people than me have written books on how brilliant Citizen Kane is. Even the most ardent haters, who bash this film because they think it’s a personality trait, admit it’s influence and innovations. Ultimately though this wouldn’t be my #1 for the past two decades plus if I didn’t profoundly love watching it. From the opening to the mirrored close I adore every second of this, even Susan Alexander’s off key singing is music to my ears. I don’t aim to convince you it’s the greatest of all time, but the past 20 or so years people seem to be going out of their way to challenge it. Sure, go ahead and say it’s Vertigo, or pardon my laughter Jeanne Dielman that’s the true #1, but you’re wrong. We know it’s Kane, it has always been Kane.